Funny Military Pickup Lines

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Most chat-up lines are cheesy, but sometimes cheesy is good. Especially if you deliver the line with a twinkle in your eye, showing you know exactly how bad it is!

If you are thinking of dating someone in the military there are some hilarious military pickup lines. Likewise, if you’re in the military there are a few good ones to use on civilians.

Here’s one that might work after chatting to someone just for a little while: “Let me get those ten digits and I’ll fire for effect.”

Like someone in the Air Force? This is the perfect cheesy air force pick-up line for you: “Are you in the Air Force? Cause you’re hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.”

When someone reveals to you they are in the military: “Oh, you’re in the military! Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?” Just the right amount of sarcasm.

A cheeky one for those of you who work in the army (and you better deliver it right, or you will get slapped!): “Remember an Officer and a Gentleman? I’m neither.”

When just walking up to someone this one is very sweet (it’s kind the military chat line you can say both if you work in the military, or if you are flirting with someone in the military:  “Requesting permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?”

Dating someone in the military? How about sending them a note saying: “Uncle Sam ain’t the only one who wants you.”

Chat-Up Lines to Pick Up A Date Tonight

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