Everyone loves to laugh at a good joke, especially firefighters. Here’re a few jokes that will make them bust a seam every time.
1. Barbershop
An off-duty police officer decided it was time for a haircut. He walked into his local barbershop and took a seat. The conversation around the shop went through various topics, the weather, sports, and what everyone did for a living.
“I’m a police officer.”
“I’m thankful for you and what you do in the community. This cut is in the house, Sir,” the barber said to the officer. The police officer wanted to pay for the service, but the barber declined and refused to take the money. The next morning when the owner opened the barbershop, he found a thank you note along with a dozen donuts.
Later that day, a gentleman wandered into the shop for a haircut. Again, the conversation landed on what everyone did for a living.
“I’m a paramedic.”
“I’m thankful for you and what you do in the community. This cut is in the house, Sir,” the barber said to the paramedic. The gentleman wanted to pay, but again the barber refused to take the man’s money. So, the next morning when he went to open the shop, he found a thank you note and a first aid kit on the step.
Later that day, another guy wanders into the shop for a haircut. Once again, the conversation turned to what everyone did for a living.
“I’m a firefighter.”
“I am thankful for you and what you do in the community. This cut is in the house, Sir,” the barber said. The fireman tried to pay, but he refused to take the money.
The next morning, the barber went to the shop to open it up, he found a line of firemen waiting to get their hair cut.
2. The Alley
There once were three off-duty policemen walking through the alleys of New York City, looking for a place to have a few drinks. They kept seeing adverts that said, “Tony’s $1 Margaritas – Best In NYC.” The men thought the ad was a typo because everything in NYC is so expensive and there was no way any good margarita was only a buck.
As the day went on, they kept finding bars that were so crowded, it wasn’t worth the effort. Frustrated, they decided to try Tony’s $1 Margaritas and see what all the hype was about.
The men walked for a long while through the seedier parts of town until they finally spotted the neon yellow sign that said “Tony’s” down at the end of a dark alley.
As they got closer, they saw an empty bar and an excited bartender waving frantically at the gentlemen.
Tony was thrilled to see some new customers, and he poured the men large glasses of delicious frozen margaritas.
“This is awesome! Why isn’t anyone else here? Are you really selling these for a buck?” One of the cops asked Tony.
“Yes, they are only a dollar. But, you aren’t the only ones here.” Tony pointed to the corner of the place to a group of a dozen or so men standing there just waiting.
“Do you fellas want a margarita?” one of the cops said to the group of men. “Come on! This drinks are delicious and only a dollar!”
“Oh, they won’t order a margarita right now,” Tony responded to the cop as he looked at the group of men. “They are all firemen.”
The cops looked at one another, confused because they didn’t understand what that had to do ordering a margarita. “Why not? Are they on duty?” a cop asked Tony.
“No, they are here waiting for Happy Hour, and they’ve got coupons.
3. Fire Alarm
Two guys were sitting at the local bar when the town’s fire sirens started blasting. One of the guys leaped up and started running for the door. His buddy yelled out to him, “Hey Lou! I didn’t know you were a firefighter!” Lou responded, “I’m not, but my girlfriend’s fiancé is!”