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Ladies, Use These Pick Up Lines to Get the Man OUT of Uniform

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For men, using pick-up lines is a regular thing when they are trying to talk to a woman. However, for a woman, it’s a little different. Some women find pick-up lines cheesy and just plain ole’ ridiculous. So, if you want to pick up a fireman, or to flirt with a military man, or you want to try out that police officer’s handcuffs, here are some witty and playful pick-up lines that you may want to use.

Fireman Pick-Up Lines

  • So, I’ve heard that firemen are always in heat, is this true?
  • Isn’t it your job to go in when it’s extremely hot and not to pull out until it’s dripping wet? If so, I need your help.
  • I want to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
  • You may be a fireman, but I am a professional hose handler.

Cop Pick-Up Lines

  • Is that your gun in that pocket, or would you say you are just happy to see me?
  • Nice uniform, Officer. But… It would look much better at the foot of my bed.
  • Policemen you see on television and movies are always so handsome, but they are nothing compared to the real thing.

Doctor Pick-Up Lines

  • I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
  • You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
  • You are systemic and I’m pulmonary. We may be divided, but together we are one.
  • I think you are lacking some vitamin me.
  • If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so that I may unzip your genes.

Military Pick-Up Lines

  • Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?
  • Drop and give me 69!
  • I haven’t been laid recently, can I have your charge 8 stick?
  • Hey you wanna be a Marine? No? Wanna make little ones?
  • Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
  • You must work at postal cause I’m admiring your package.

General Pick-Up Lines

  • You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
  • You touch his shirt and ask, “Is this cotton?” Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, “Oh, this must be felt.”
  • “I’d like to point out that “beautiful” has U in it. But, ‘quickie’ has U & I together.”
  • Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him it’s all you can eat for under a dollar.
  • I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
Ladies, Use These Pick Up Lines to Get the Man OUT of Uniform
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