Okay, so you are a sexy single who loves the attention that you get when you’re wearing your uniform, but maybe you aren’t that lucky in snagging a date. It’s okay, because you aren’t alone. Sometimes we sputter out some ridiculous lines that leave you feeling foolish — especially if the only response is an odd look or, worse, a cruel bout of laughter.
Fear not! UniformDating.com has compiled some chat up lines that work for your given profession. Here are some of the top chat up lines that we liked the best.
- I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
- (Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
- (Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
- I am an organ donor, need anything?
- Are you a general because you make my private stand at attention?
- Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
- Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear
- What if I told you: oorah YUT YUT semper Fi devil dog?
- I don’t have a very long hose, but I got one hell of a pumper.
- The hotter you get, the faster we come!
- Hey girl! It’s my job to go in when it’s extremely Hot and I never pull out until it’s dripping wet.
- First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing. Can I go ahead and start now?
- Let’s go to my place for some undercover work.
- I’m ready to enforce the law of attraction.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of… My bed.
- Bulletproof vest? Nah, it’s all muscle.
We know what you may be thinking when it comes to chat up lines though. You may think that only the desperate use chat up lines and they have no place in legitimate dating. You may be surprised to learn that, according to an article written by the Daily Mail, 64% of women would gladly go out with someone who was attractive — even if they use a chat up lines.
Kat McClure conducted the research regarding how chat up lines are perceived and said: “It also takes confidence to pull off a successful chat-up line, which is another quality that can leave many women feeling weak at the knees.”
However, with the reputation chat-up lines have, it is going to take a brave guy to give it a go, but as long as you keep it light-hearted and don’t take it too seriously, you could find you are in luck. Chat-up lines may be cheesy but it looks like the mark of a true gent here in UK could be his opening one-liner after all.